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Sam van Zweden

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I know you’re reading this post because of the (possibly misleading) title. I dread to think of what this will do for my search engine results… “pen” and “limp” are begging for some beauties.

Anywho, this has nothing to do with the nocturnal concerns of other jot-fiends. At least,  not those nocturnal concerns.

This has to do with Little !ndependent Melbourne Publishing – or L!MP.

This website is run by the first- and second-year Creative Writing students at RMIT. We’re a driven bunch, and this is a part of that… L!MP is in its young days, meetings are currently being held in regards to branching out with it and trying to get it out in the world. So I’m doing my bit by sharing with you guys – check it out, check back, comment, pass it on. Help us get this bad boy up n thriving.

I’ve got a piece up there, which was posted here a long while ago, but the other pieces on the site are really amazing – I am learning with some freaking talented people.

You will hear more about L!MP in the future, I promise.

Teaser Tuesday #5

Teaser Tuesday is hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!

“It’s dark outside, but Tom can’t see the time on the clock of his phone because the glass face cracked, presumably at the same time as his head. He rings the landline at the flat, but is warned by a recorded message that he’s almost out of credit, so he hangs up before the answering machine sucks up what’s left.”
            -From “The Piper’s Son” by Melina Marchetta.

Pygmy by Palahniuk, Review

I’ve recently finished “Pygmy” by Chuck Palahniuk.

We have a good relationship, Palahniuk and I. We go way back. We’ve waded through many an existential crisis together…

…all this good work was threatened by “Pygmy”, which was released late last year. I’d picked it up and turned it over, had a quick flick, and put it back on the shelf awaiting richer days.

Last week, however, this red-and-gold clad number fell into my hands for reviewing for Yartz.

I have to say, I really came out of this one confused.

“Pygmy” reads in a much less coherent way than Palahniuk’s other novels. The narrator is from an unnamed totalitarian country, and goes to America in the guise of an “exchange student” in order to infiltrate and put into action “Operation Havoc”. He tells the story in thoroughly broken English, absolutely free of any kinds of grammar or syntactical rules. It took a while to get into, but like any incredibly stylized voice, eventually I got there. This is not what made “Pygmy” such a disappointment. The lack of coherence here came from the fact that none of the chapters in the book really fit together comfortably.

It’s reads less like the tumbling-down-stairs-at-an-alarming-rate stories that I’ve come to expect from Palahniuk, and more like an assorted collection of the most horrible episodes he could think to put in a novel.

Granted, this book is uproariously funny. Hilarious. It’s just a pity that’s the most I got out of it.

All the horribleness does have a function though. This is an amusing but incredibly biting satire of American life and the terrible potential of the wrong people having power.

Usually with Palahniuk’s novels, I dive in and get comfy, and leave feeling like I’ve gotten away with something a little bit cheeky. Not so with Pygmy.

I enjoyed reading it, found it characteristically hilarious, but Palahniuk has written much better novels and has missed the mark a bit with this one.

Sticking to the Fed Square Book Market

If you live in Melbourne, and you haven’t discovered the Fed Square Book Market, get down there. It’s on Saturdays during the day in the Atrium (glassed-in bit next to the Ian Potter Centre).

If you live in Melbourne and you also haven’t discovered The Sticky Institute, get down there too. It’s in the underpass between Flinders St Station and the other side of Flinders St just near the end of Degraves St. They have bundles of cool zines, quite reasonably priced, unlike those places that purchase the zines then jack the prices riiiiiiiiiight up. There’s a really big range, always something interesting to have a look at. These guys have a prettyawesome book exchange too…

So, being a reasonably big fan of both these things, you can understand my excitement when I found that they’re teaming up for an event this Saturday coming.

If you don’t live in Melbourne, fuck it. Road trip.

Get down there, get your pencil going, get yo Bowie on!

Popular Penguins

On the 15th March, Penguin announced the new list of 75 Popular Penguins that will be gracing shelves from July 2010 to celebrate Penguin’s 75th year publishing.

A few questionable choices… I think perhaps someone needs to tell the Penguin people that “popular” doesn’t mean “good”… But I guess all they’re claiming for this collection is that they’re “popular”. So a job well done! Having said that, on the whole, a pretty impressive selection…

You can check it out here.

What do you think? Which books should/should not have been chosen?

Teaser Tuesday #4

Teaser Tuesday is hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!

…This week’s Teaser Tuesday has been expanded slightly to a paragraph, because most sentances in this book are only a few words long.

“Fingers of operative me pinch wood stick like stem of stinking weed. Wave stripe flag to fan away reek of host family air. Butter fat stench. Chemical hair soap stink. Such filthy reek American cash money.”
                            from “Pgymy” by Chuck Palahniuk

Smokescreens and Notions: Oedipus The King.

Italo Calvino wrote, in his “The Literature Machine”, that all works are intertwined, and the reading of a book is not just the reading of one book, but of many books. Classics “bring … in their wake the traces they themselves have left on the culture or cultures they have passed through … If I read the Odyssey I read Homer’s text, but I cannot forget all that the adventures of Ulysses have come to mean in the course of the centuries, and I cannot help wondering if these meanings were implicit in the text, or whether they are incrustations or distortions or expansions.”

Apart from how fantastically happy it makes me that he’s put “incrustations” in a sentence, I can’t help but nod my head as I read this. In fact, as I read Calvino’s entire chapter on the relevance of classics. But everything he’s written does this to me, there’s an intrinsic connection between Calvino and my nodding mechanism… But I digress.

In this post-modern world we all know that when you write a text, you’re writing about other texts. In fact we’re so well aware of this that a large portion of our culture and, bless it, particularly our humour, derives from this intertextuality. The Simpsons, Family Guy, Mel Brooks’ epic Space Balls… Any form of genre fiction, particularly romance or horror. So this idea of intertextuality isn’t new, but it’s certainly something I find absolutely fascinating.

Calvino goes on to say that “the reading of a classic ought to give us a surprise or two vis-a-vis the notion that we had of it,” because our notions are so often now formed by the “smokescreen,” which is made up of what other people say about a text, all the criticisms that exist, academic work and cultural murmurings… Classics are such an oft-talked-about thing that by the time you get around to reading them, there’s so much material already relating to that text in your head, that it’s pretty impossible to get a clear, untainted reading of it.

I’ve had this problem a bit lately; I’m at an age were I feel like I need to get as many classics under my belt as possible, so I’ve been chewing through them between everything else. Also, one of my units at school, “World Myths & Narratives” requires me to get through about 10 “classic” books throughout the semester, so my Classic-Intake has roughly doubled.

I’ve just finished reading Sophocles’ “Oedipus The King”. This play has been around since about the 5th Century BC, and it’s a highly influential text, so that pile of academia and cultural murmurings is quite sizeable. The most obviously influenced text being Freud’s idea of “the Oedipus Complex”.

I’ve known the story of Oedipus for a long time. He, unwittingly, kills his father and marries his mother, before inadvertently killing his mother and blinding himself. Okay, good, sounds messed up but relatively simple.

So, going into “Oedipus,” I wasn’t expecting anything too earth-shattering.

About three-quarters of the way into the book, I began to feel really uncomfortable. No matter how many times I’d heard that summary (“he kills his father and marries his mother, before…”) nothing could prepare me for the incredibly visceral nature of Sophocles’ actual play.

Here’s a snippet from the height of the action:

“He leapt upon the doors / Burst from their sockets the yielding bars, and fell / into the room; and there, hanged by the neck, / We saw his wife, held on a swinging cord. / He, when he saw it, groaned in misery / and loosened her body from the rope. When now / She lay upon the ground, awful to see / Was that which followed: from her dress he tore / The golden brooches she had been wearing, / Raised them, and with their points struck his own eyes … He smote his eyeballs with the pins, not once / Nor twice; and as he smote them, blood ran down / His face, not dripping slowly, but there fell / Showers of black rain and blood-red hail together.”

Feeling a little queasy yet?

Now, I didn’t just find the book surprising in terms of how confronting the violence is. I also found it quite amusing in people’s reactions, and what they say to one another.

Theirasius, a blind prophet, comes to Thebes to tell Oedipus a prophecy about all that’s to come to pass. Oedipus, of course, is quite offended by what he hears. So what does he tell the prophet? In modern English, he tells the prophet, “you’re shit because you’re blind, so shut up!”

Throughout the play Oedipus and Iocasta have this huband-and-wife-banter about whose prophecies are right, every few pages one of them kind of says “HA! See? In your face!,” to the other.

And when Oedipus come out, blinded, and the chorus sees what he has done, they say to him “What the hell did you do that for?! I can’t even look at you! Blind?! You could have at least killed yourself!”

So I found the actuality of Oedipus a lot more exciting, a lot more amusing, and a lot more visceral than I expected. This text, for me, is definitely a perfect example of Italo Calvino’s “smokescreens” and “notions” which often hide the real text.

Edgy Gritty Realism from Normal Happy People: Irvine Welsh at the Wheeler Centre

Light dances and refracts off the shiny bald dome of Irvine Welsh’s head. Some two hundred people perch on the edge of their uncomfortable seats as he shares a story. There’s laughter, there’s bits where nobody’s sure if they should laugh but then they do anyway, there’s plenty of “cunts” and “fuckers”. A four-year-old in the corner plays with the power-points, his mother not entirely fussed as she gets to hang out with Irvine Welsh. He reads as if he’s sharing an anecdote, shifting naturally from foot to foot, speeding up and slowing down perfectly; Irvine Welsh is a captivating reader, so much so that we forget that he’s reading at all.

Last night began with a reading of “A Fault In The Line,” from his latest book, Reheated Cabbage. The name for the collection comes from an old Italian saying which refers to relationships which split up, then get back together again: “it’s never a good idea”. Welsh thought this phrase an apt title for this collection, a reprinting of older work and previously published stories.

We all know the man, even if we don’t know the man. The man who wrote Trainspotting and The Acid House, author of cult novels Glue and Filth, life-lover and curiosity connoisseur.

Welsh himself attributes his immense fame to something he called “Scotchploitation” – “there was about five minutes in the 90’s,” he says, “where it was vogue to be Scottish.” Caught up in this, Trainspotting became a massive cult hit, and Welsh became an accidental expert on all matters “Scotland” and “drugs”.

There seems to be two sides to Irvine Welsh. There’s the present-day working-man side, which tells host Alan Brough that he’s “generally a happy person,” but there’s also the side which is linked to all the hardship that appears over and over in his writing.

The characters in Welsh’s novels are always intensely Scottish. Caricatures, yet absolutely believable in some absurd way. This idea of Scottishness and globalization seems to be a terribly important issue for Welsh. At last night’s event, he expressed concern about the “one-dimensional”ism of globalization leading to boredom, and a loss of the kind of culture that is so prominent in his writing, saying that “culture needs a place to be, and it doesn’t really get that now.”

Welsh’s writing, then, is an attempt to stop his culture from slipping through the cracks, and also a way of bringing to a wider audience the grittiness that goes with it. Welsh reflected on the “epidemic” of knife-crimes in the areas he grew up, which was never there when he was a child, upset that funerals are now more common than graduations in these areas. Welsh writes his gritty realism as a way of “trying to make sense of an epidemic”.

Welsh’s own experiences with drugs and making bad decisions seems, at this point in his life, to not be such a firm basis for his writing, while pure curiosity seems to be the starting point for the most entertaining and involving parts of his work.

As for his writing life, Welsh regards this with a bit of curiosity too. He says he has a regime, involving an early rise, exercise, breakfast – all the things that a normal functioning person does. But while his writing is “much better in the morning… I always seem to gravitate towards the evening,” which is when he violently pounds out his ideas until he collapses, and his wife scoops him up off the floor and into bed.

“I don’t really have a healthy relationship with writing,” he says. “I write til I drop.”

Welsh puts his novels into the “literary fiction” category, as opposed to genre fiction, saying that the former concentrates on characters and their psychology. His own psychology is also an interesting point, as he describes his writing habits.

He tells us about the inherent complications of “spending all this time alone with people who don’t exist,” and those moments when he looks as his work and thinks it’s “kinda nonsense,” resulting is “massive mood swings” between being picked up by his wife and telling everyone how fantastic his work is. He says he now prefers to spend time working on films as the close proximity with real people helps to ground him.

Irvine Welsh’s work is, and will continue to be, an incredibly intense combination of what he himself has been through, and what he finds “interesting”. Listening to the man speak, you know he’s in exactly the place he should be, able to regard the world with his writerly awe, and so absolutely able to connect with people when he feeds that back to us, no matter how far-fetched or foreign the situation.

Teaser Tuesdays #3.

Now, I know I haven’t done much here lately. Missed me?
I’m in the process of clambering back on the horse. I’m back into school, Irvine Welsh speaks at the Wheeler Centre tomorrow, hopefully next week I’ll be having some writerly researchy experience with some people from Streat, and I’ve been writing a whole lot, so more of my own work might start appearing… Also back into Yartz filming next week and hopefully my first on-screen appearance on Monday. In the meantime, here’s today’s Teaser Tuesday post!

Teaser Tuesday is hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!

” ‘Cyclops, the men you snatched with such brutal  force
and ate within your cave were surely not
the comrades of a coward. You have caused
much grief; and it returns to haunt you now:
you did not hesitate; hard heart, you ate
your guests within your house; therefore lord Zeus
has joined with other gods to batter you’ ”
                    -from Homer’s “The Odyssey”

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